Psycho Mom 

A psycho mom is the type of mom who hates her daughters. Defends her sons regardless of what sick twisted crap they do. The type of mom who says things like " I have to critisize and put down my children so they know what they have done wrong", "you are imaginating things", "Whoowerr" " I can understand why someone would beat you" "you are asbusing me" (note: spelling mistakes are not mistakes that is ACTUALLY what she says).
She lays on the couch eating (yes, while laying down) and doesn't feed anyone else. Goes out for take out as long as someone will drive her claiming there's no food she can eat but tells the kids cook themselves dinner. " There is food there for you, it is just I can not eat it"
She yells at people when they are not even there. You may think she is on the phone speaking with someone and then "ring" the phone starts ringing causing you to question her grip on reality.
Generally neglectful towards childrens need especially female children. Verbally abusive, has mental breakdown on regular basis, has not shaved her head yet but who knows what the future will hold.

" my Psycho mom was yelling at my dad for 45 mins one day"
"Whatever, my mom does that all the time"
" yea but my dad was at a movie with my brother the whole time with no phone what-so-ever."

Psycho Mom by SurreyWhaaaaaat February 24, 2010

Psycho mom 

parents who can't control there alcohol and like to drive around searching for there daughter and going to Mcdonalds threatening to shoot minors

Psycho mom:
Mom-WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER!!
Children- fuck you lady go home
Mom- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! FUCK YOU I HAVE MY GUN IM GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU!
Children- Who the fuck do you think you are your making a fucking fool of yourself go home
Mom-FUCK YOU (leaves)

Psycho mom by lreggies August 21, 2010

psycho hag mom 

1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.

"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome

psycho hag mom by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

Psycho bitch mommy 

Something someone calls you when they have no better comeback to come up with.

"You're a tubby-time-bomb!"
"Well...You're a Psycho bitch mommy!"

Psycho bitch mommy by The mommy January 26, 2010

Evies mom is still pyscho 

Evie has a mom, and she is very pyscho.

what the hell is that crazy lady doing?

Thats just evie's mom, and evies mom is still pyscho!!!

Evies mom is still pyscho by #stevepachal September 11, 2020

Psychopomp 

Literally means "guide of the soul". A psychopomp is a conductor of people's souls who have passed, on escorting them to an afterlife. Depending on your beliefs, can be a god such as Odin or Anubis, an animal spirit such as a Raven, an Angel or Valkyrie, a loved one who has crossed over, or perhaps the most well known psychopomp of them all...the Grim Reaper.

In Greek mythology Charon was the ferryman of Hades, conducting the souls of the dead, as any psychopomp would, to their destination.

Psychopomp by OneBadAsp October 27, 2006

Psychotomy 

A mental condition where a person’s personality seems to have been split into two opposite and distinct behavioral patterns emerging randomly. The condition consists of mutually exclusive bipartition of the psyche; one side of the split psyche is void of empathy, conscience or concern and utilizes poor impulse control, the other side of the psyche contains empathy, caring, concern and the impulse control.
A person with this condition will interact and react changeably (between psyches’) to any given set of circumstances defying logic and, in many cases, common sense. The reactions and decisions of a person with this condition are difficult to predict and without pattern, i.e. it’s a coin toss as to which side of the psyche you’ll get.

Example 1: When the boss sends you an e-mail stating that he/she will be visiting your site and letting people go due to poor performance and to save money. Then, upon arrival, instead of letting people go he/she guarantees them that they will keep their jobs for at least another year.

Example 2: When your friend Joe tells you how much he hates Tom, so much so that he will rip him a new ass the next time he sees him; then when Joe meets up with Tom, Joe acts like he’s not even angry and actually feels sorry for Tom. A few days later Joe tells you again how much he hates Tom and when they meet up again Joe kicks his ass.

If you know people who are like that they have a condition called Psychotomy.

Psychotomy by DTaylor July 25, 2007