the melvins 

a kickass band!
some say that they inspired nirvana and co-invented what later became known as grunge.
in fact kurt cobain was one of their biggest fans in the early days.
they also became popular in the stoner rock / doom metal scene with some of their releases and got respect by the punks for colaborating with jello biafra...anyway, the melvins always keep it experimental so you can't tell what genre they fit into.

today the melvins release on ipecac (mike paton ring a bell?)...there could be no bettter label for them

the melvins by SgrDD April 8, 2008

The Melvin

When you throw a grape as hard as you can at a Black

Did you see that bitch cry after lunch?
I melvined her ass! -The Melvin

The Melvin by Melvin276473&2 March 26, 2024

The Melvin

The Melvin is an intermediate sex position… it ain’t hard but it ain’t easy, you just got to be big. anyway, its where you pick a broad up and lock the creases of your elbows under the creases of her knees and wrap your arms around her back and lock your hands and you get to bumpin homie!!!

Bro I hit that girl with the Melvin and she ain’t leave me alone.

The Melvin by jayjohnnn July 13, 2025

the flaming melvin  

the flaming melvin; aka; the tabasco hotdog, the burning enchilada, etc. the act of dipping a dildo in pure pool chlorine, causing a severe burning sensation, as the person the dildo is inserted into will have the immediate flesh eaten away by the chlorine. best for: masochists.

i gave my girlfriend the flaming melvin last night.

the flaming melvin by swimmerboy January 17, 2008

The Knights of Melvin 

The greatest Star Wars YouTube channel ever.

The knights of Melvin expose the Disney shills.

The Knights of Melvin by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

themelvinman 

Gross and highly illegal, one who has sex with sheep without the sheep's concent

Son get out of that sheep pen! Don't be themelvinman!

themelvinman by Bountyrogger December 23, 2015