Resting Mom Face RMF. Similar to Resting Bitch Face, but exaggerated by the sheer over tired zombie like nature of a mother. The years of interrupted sleep, repeatedly asking they boys not to fart at the table, and giving ‘the look’ when we were in public had rapidly increased the severity of my previous RBF diagnosis. I was told that prolonged exposure to being ignored, hearing ones name on repeat, stepping on LEGOs in the dark, and constantly walking into a bathroom where the TP roll has not been replaced can increase your risk of serious Resting Mom Face.
credit: Timothy Joseph
TJ looked at Patti and couldn't help but notice she had RestingMom Face RMF. No matter what he said all she would do is look back at him with RMF
please note that children who have been disciplined enough will eventually not take affect by this god awful stare of hateful anger.
if your new to this glare your body will do the following in this order.
1. shit your pants 2. have a mini-stroke of fear
3. will give in to fear
4. die a little inside
An woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag who commits crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."