Somersett 

Excellent writing skills. Possibly a poet or poetess. If female, Somersett's are physically attractive except for bad hair days. They are mysteriously drawn to car accidents, usually involving themselves. Chatty by nature, you will have a hard time shutting up a female Somersett. Males on the other hand are rather reserved and hardly talk at all - preferring to communicate through the medium of their highly suggestible, erotic poetry. Males generally possess six-pack abs and "take me to the bedroom" eyes. A word of caution about Somersetts - they are commmitment phobes so if you are looking for a long-term relationship steer clear of Somersetts.

I met a really nice Somersett at a club but he/she was probably way out of my league.

Somersett by reallybadpoet February 3, 2010

somerset academy pembroke pines 

A school in Pembroke Pines near Everglades, characterized by children who use terms such as snapped, love that and tea sis. Let’s not forget that everyone there is basically a reincarnation of James Charles, even the guys. To be honest, pretty good looking people go here, including all the athletic guys. Other than that, it’s not a bad school and doesn’t have too much drama, except for literally one girl in the entire school. Everyone at this school is also from a semi-wealthy family, and gives off really white vibes, except not everyone is white in pigment.

Person #1: “Yo dawg, this is so sick. You snapped on that Instagram post!”
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.

somerset academy pembroke pines by Hahathatsnappedddd April 16, 2019

Somerset Middle School 

Somerset middle school is the shittiest place you could ever be. I have only been going there for 6 months and I already wanna die. Most teachers don’t give two shits id your depressed or not. Once I cried in class and my ela teacher told me to stop being a baby. I was just told to kill myself

Have you ever been to Somerset Middle School

Yeah I wanna die

Somerset Middle School by iMdEpPrEsSeD February 28, 2019

Somerset and Kensington 

N. A Philadelphia L-train stop that is notorious for it's open air drug market. Before even leaving the platform, one can hear addicts shouting "Works!"

If you come down they will try to sell you clean needles (works) or take you to the heroin dealer. The market is entirely open-air and is one of the reasons Philadelphia is hopeless, angry, and no longer the city of brotherly love,

Somerset and Kensington is a dangerous place.

Somerset and Kensington by robbieboy74 November 16, 2009

somerset middle school 

hell on earth. not lying. The teachers are shit, Mr.Callahan and Dr.Camara suck at their jobs, going to middle school there is an all around awful experience. Wouldn’t recommend sending your child to sms unless youre a strong believer in cruel and unusual punishment. Pretty much every child is bullied there but the school doesn’t help unless you play sports or have family on the school board because in that case your favorited. Plus they failed inspections so, YAY MOLD!!

Omg this place sucks, it reminds me of Somerset Middle School.

somerset middle school by sms student 🤣 March 27, 2019

Somerset Toffee Apple 

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.

Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante

Somerset Toffee Apple by 535 January 10, 2012

Wellington, Somerset

Chav city tbh.

Wellington, Somerset. Maybe Taunton a tad bit.

Wellington, Somerset by flubbadubbafish February 3, 2013