Penisanus

A penisanus is an incompetent old person, like a fossil, mostly wearing glasses, major brain damage and acts like a sloppy dick throughout the day.
A penisanus does not have girlfriend, is a virgin and in his sparetime you'll find him jackin' it to german internetporn

You can't teach that penisanus anything, he's way too stupid.

That penisanus has been jackin' it 'till he got a raphke on his weener!

That turd is more intelligent than a penisanus.

There's something wrong with that dude... He might be a penisanus

Penisanus by Danny Frings March 12, 2011

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

Penisaurus Erectis by Dastev April 13, 2009

Penishands 

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.

<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !

Penishands by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009

Penisaurus rex 

A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.

The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"

Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus

Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.

The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag

In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.

The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag

Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.

Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.

When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.

People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"

Penisaurus rex by boringtimes February 1, 2010

penisaur 

The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.

I choose you penisaur!!! Penisaur use "deep penetration" go!!! Pena-Pena-Penisaur!!!

penisaur by Ash Catchum March 6, 2008

Penisidus 

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.

My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!

Penisidus by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

penisalso 

I don’t know

John: “what the fuck is ‘penisalso’”
Bob: “I’m not sure, what the fuck IS ‘penisalso’ stand alone Obi-wan movie starring Ewan McGreggor”

penisalso by Semi Aquatic Bird Society May 9, 2021