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Sack Mask 

When a man straddles a womans face while stretching his testicular sack skin as flat and as wide as possible. The man then proceeds to place the stretched skin over the womans nose and mouth only leaving her eyes to be seen. The womans eyes will enlarge as the amount of oxygen is cut off drastically. The Sack Mask should then be removed for a undetermined amount of time then repeated as needed.
Damn my balls hurts from giving that broad the Sack Mask all night!
Sack Mask by WithaG May 17, 2011
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Sack Mask 

During sex the male proceeds to orgasm on a womans face and then continues to place his sack on top of the face and rub the excriment around the facial region, thus creating a facial mask with his sack.
"Bro, did you sack mask that broad last night?"

"This girl asked me to sack mask her during sex"
Sack Mask by J-Rizzle & Swartsdog January 3, 2010

Split Sack Eye-Mask 

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026