flubbering 

when morbidly obese people "fuck" or have extremely hardcore sex (eww). the term comes from the idea of the fat (or flubber) is bounced or jiggled vigorously. its disgusting, but its real.

If two sumo-wrestlers hooked up it would be considered flubbering

flubbering by cmsg January 9, 2011

flubbering 

acting foolish at 4am on new years

dam man, he is flubbering too much!

flubbering by jelly mere January 7, 2010

Flubbering 

intense deep massage leaving to feeling like jello

the masssue is flubbering me.

Flubbering by backwoodsbarbie90 May 10, 2020

Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

Flubbering Seal by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009

flubbernucked 

A word meaning im scrued or im dead meat. Mostly used by Markiplier.
Also meaning your bluffing.

Markiplier: Oh no im Flubbernucked!
Random dude: your flubbernucked.

flubbernucked by SummerFunStudio June 10, 2016

Flubbing Your Nuts 

To joke about some thing to your cronies or family.

Girl: Hey I'm Pregnant.
Boy: WTF! No This Can't Be Possible!!!
Girl: Haha!! I'm Just Flubbing Your Nuts!
Boy: OMG! You Had Me Super Scared.

Flubbing Your Nuts by TheOriginalFlubber April 17, 2011

Flubberwog 

A random word that can be used in any situation, usually when you're in the wrong and can't think of an answer.

Example One:

"See, I told you I was right!"

"Shut up, you flubberwog!"

Example Two:

I'm stuck in a really flubberwogging situation, and it's getting awkward.

Flubberwog by Some1Somewh3re September 19, 2012