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juicy cooter 

An oblivious bitch, a stuck-up broad, the kind of chick you love to hate. Most often found wandering aimlessly through department stores smacking gum while screaming into a cell phone.
ex 1:
Girl #1, being shouldered by girl talking on cell walking past: "Wow! Did you see that? She just totally shouldered me and didn't even say excuse me, not to mention acknowledge my existence!"
Girl #2: OMG, what a juicy cooter!"

ex 2:
Dude #1: So get this, last night my old lady totally drank the last beer and wouldn't let me have a swig of it before she slammed it down!"
Dude #2: Dude, total juicy cooter move. Not cool.
juicy cooter by y3n March 13, 2008

juicey cooter 

when u drink orange juice and causes ur cooter to swell up.
When Haleigh was 6 she had a juicey cooter
juicey cooter by Michael Mead December 3, 2007

cooter juice 

A class of deer scents created and formulated by Nelson Creek Outdoors
The cooter juice scent brought in a very nice buck.

cooter juice 

The tangy liquid that is emitted from your womans cooter when orally pleasuring her.
My face felt like a glazed doughnut the next morning from all the cooter juice that flowed from her sweet box.
cooter juice by Jake12 March 13, 2007

cooter juice 

The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.
"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"

Cuzz's Cooter Juice 

A 100 % Synthetic Deer Attractant and Proprietary blend that contains no urine and is Soley owned by Dan DeWitt and is a Trademarked product belonging to Old Indian Tricks, LLC.
Cuzz's Cooter Juice is a highly effective deer attractant when used during the Rut.