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Crosstitute 

A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.

Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."

Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
Crosstitute by ACRONYM February 16, 2015

crosstitute 

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.
Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.
crosstitute by die7fox May 22, 2005

crosstitute 

A ho that hasn't recieved her dough
Look at that famous TV hooker Oprah always going on about how poor people are cool when she has billions of bucks tucked away herself. I bet if she didn't get paid she be a mean crosstitute.

crosstitute 

A male prostitute, posing as a female prostitute.
If the Wayans Brothers were whores in "White Chicks," they would have been perfect examples of crosstitutes.
crosstitute by TheGreatWhiteApe February 7, 2010

Crosstitute 

A male dressed as a woman (and vice-a-verse), being of the prostitute profession.
" Destiny said she had to go home and change before the football game because she looked like a crosstitute."
Crosstitute by Podrain34 August 23, 2010

Crosstitute 

Dad: Be careful when you pick up ladies, son. There can be a lot of crosstitutes on 5th Street.
Crosstitute by Snoobs August 29, 2014