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Erection assassin 

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
A pretty and amazing girl who doesn't listen to whatever anyone else says. She seems to try and go with whatever she's feeling. She is very kind but ends up breaking a lot of hearts. Extremely clumsy and can be at times stupid, but she does try to do her best in school. Surrounded by friends and lovers, Elettra always lights up the room when she walks in. She's also vague with her friends and boyfriends. An Italian name.
Boy: "I love you, Elettra."
Elettra: Umm... yah okay."
Boy: "So, do you wanna go on a date."
Elettra: "Sure."

An hour later.

Boy: "So, where do you wanna go."
Elettra: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "You know... on a date.
Elettra: Oh... I don't like you."
Elettra by amamamamammamamamam November 23, 2010

Hard Erect Dong 

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.
Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.
Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016

Erection Avenue 

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.
She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.
Erection Avenue by Gar Grim February 3, 2018