mouse off
to masturbate at your computer
mouse off by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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or mau5 off: the act of masturbating to, near, or while listening to the electro music sensation deadmau5. Also known as mau5turbating or beating the mau5.
Joel: Yeah dude, I just finished my new dub5tep song, did you hear it?
Tommy Lee: Yeah dude, It made me mouse off. Shit was so cash
Joel: Awh man, Suck it, Noob.
Tommy Lee: Whats a noob?
Tommy Lee: Yeah dude, It made me mouse off. Shit was so cash
Joel: Awh man, Suck it, Noob.
Tommy Lee: Whats a noob?
mouse off by lolcatswut April 18, 2010
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beat-off mouse
an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.
inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!
Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard
inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!
Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard
beat-off mouse by Chenry08 January 2, 2009
Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)