goat bloat 

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

goat bloat by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

whatever bloats your goat by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Bloats my goat. 

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat

That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.

Bloats my goat. by eviljoy January 13, 2010

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter 

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

goatboater 

one who is a surf kayaker.....UK term....
he who paddles out into the big waves nice and warm vs theose stand up surfer freezing their nuts off

did you see that helix that goatboater threw???

goatboater by k n b August 25, 2006

goatboater 

The selfish rude pricks that ride canoe's in the surf.

Watch out for that goatboater Dave. He nearly smashed into those small kids over there with his boat and oars. Still at least HE was wearing a helmet.

goatboater by Pluge June 8, 2011

Goatboat 

Another name for the commonly used words slut, hoe, whore, prostitute, or dirty man/woman.

Sharon I caught you doing some dirty things with my cousin you goatboat !!

Goatboat by 000000000000000000000000009 January 24, 2018