an angry hispanic male, uses the word "
fuck" a lot. dislikes non-english speaking individuals, short people,
heterosexual love making, and losing at random PS2 games. (the latter sometimes causing
dance-like seizures, accompanied by tourettes like cursing)
enjoys talking about, and playing with, his and others "balls", long naps, miller lite, long walks on the beach, shoe collecting, and cuddling.