pumpman 

A person who operates concrete pumps usually high on meth because he works 90 hrs a week.

that fucking pumpman almost knocked my ass off the wall because he was tweeking so bad

pumpman by pumpman June 10, 2005

One Pump Man 

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.

"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"

One Pump Man by Funnyneck January 28, 2017

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

Pumphandle by Billisan October 20, 2008

pumpkanism 

The only true religion. Founded by our Lord and savior. Our life. Our light. Pumpkaboo. Truth

Hi! Do you have a moment to talk about the only true religion, pumpkanism

pumpkanism by DevoutPumkanist May 5, 2017

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

Pumphandle by Billisan September 25, 2008

pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!

pumphandle by billisan October 1, 2008

pumpment

To feel extreme excitement; overwhelming joy; something that causes your heart to race.

Carl and Jack had major pumpment for an upcoming game night because they hadn't seen each other in a couple months.

pumpment by texashurly March 3, 2017