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Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.
Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"
Pumphandle by Billisan October 20, 2008
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pumpkanism 

The only true religion. Founded by our Lord and savior. Our life. Our light. Pumpkaboo. Truth
Hi! Do you have a moment to talk about the only true religion, pumpkanism

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants
"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"
Pumphandle by Billisan September 25, 2008

Pumpling 

A baby who is fed with pumped breast milk.
She's my little pumpling.
Pumpling by Drea1201 October 3, 2018
A person who operates concrete pumps usually high on meth because he works 90 hrs a week.
that fucking pumpman almost knocked my ass off the wall because he was tweeking so bad
pumpman by pumpman June 10, 2005

pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants
dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!
pumphandle by billisan October 1, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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