Pokey 

a place of incarceration - where you go to get poked

He finally got scared straight when he was sent to the pokey

Pokey by AnalAl December 16, 2016

Pokey 

1. Old-time word for "slow".

2. Slang for jail.

3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.

4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.

5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.

1. Stop being so pokey and catch up!

2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.

3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.

4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!

5. Pokey REALLY means business now!

Pokey by PokeyMan October 30, 2009

Pokey 

A word used to describe a girl you're very fond of. This word means, in essence, that she's beautiful, funny, smart, and means a great deal to you. A pokey is your ride or die, your go to girl, and your one and only.

Guy 1: She's kinda hot man
Guy 2: Nah man, she's more than that. She's my pokey.

Pokey by tokenation December 18, 2014

pokey 

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

pokey by Patrick Bateman September 8, 2004

pokey 

A slang term for Jail. It's usually used with a humorous tint or in writing or speech that's less than serious or dramatic. This is a very uncommon reference to jail.

That drunken fool landed himself in the pokey.

pokey by Cletus Brown August 3, 2006

Pokey 

Used to push down the contents of a joint so you can roach it, or twist the end up

Mate giv' us a pokey to finish this off

Pokey by Smoke November 23, 2004

pokey 

guyanese for vagina

i gon fuck dat fat pokey

pokey by Ian June 23, 2004