patoot 

Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.

Shane is Alisa's patoots :)

patoot by patoots December 14, 2010

patoot 

Watered-down word for butt.

He shoved money up the birds patoot.

patoot by RanmaSaotome May 12, 2006

patoot 

a jerk, an asshole,

hes a patoot no he is like 50 patoots

patoot by sam and noah October 24, 2009

patoot 

A floppy vagina.

When she sat on my couch, my living room ended up in her patoot!

patoot by Green Lantern of OA December 21, 2009

Patoot 

A product coming from the patootie. A more appropriate word for shit...acceptable in social media threads.

Because you know they didn’t take it. But, because you jumped on here acting like a “horses patoot”, you’re embarrassed that you have to backtrack and it’s a hard pill to swallow.

Patoot by Shaze5747 April 26, 2019

Patoot 

A petite toot

Person: " I heard her let out a fart earlier. It was so petite....it was...patoot."

Patoot by oneing April 8, 2017

Cute patoot 

When someone’s really adorable or cute (in looks or personality)
Can also be used as ”cutie patootie”

”Aww, you’re such a cute patoot!”

Cute patoot by ehr:) March 16, 2019