Tortellini 

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.

Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.

Tortellini by Thoulur January 16, 2019

Tortellini 

A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).

Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."

Tortellini by CharlieCatt June 22, 2008

tortellini 

a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex

My man and I did tortellini last night and it was orgasmic

tortellini by Bibsmgee January 27, 2017

tortellini 

you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep

Jessica Osborn let Justin spread some white alfredo sauce right in her tortellini

tortellini by Max C. Owen August 21, 2008

tortellini 

A precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.

Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!

Husband: Shut up, honey.

tortellini by AWOFF December 2, 2011

Tortellini 

Also known as Pasta Bundles

Are we having tortellini for dinner?

You mean pasta bundles?

YES

Tortellini by Ushehsj June 27, 2017

Tortellini 

A spicy macaroni

I Was Eating A Tortellini

Tortellini by Stanan May 24, 2018