toneil 

chick who is hot but has no sense of humour and is total dumbass

"shes such a toneil"

toneil by girl December 31, 2003

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Tonsil quidditch by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

Tonilea 

The name of a gorgeous girl with a great smile and perfect blue eyes. Often heard meowing randomly. Don't let the accent scare you she's really British.

tonilea gorgeous

Tonilea by Rockabilly rebel January 2, 2012

Tonsil Hammer 

A long hard cock.

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.

Tonsil Hammer by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

tonsillolith

Also known as tonsil stones, these hard off-white balls are a combination of sulfur-producing bacteria, dead skin cells, and food particles. They accumulate in tonsil 'crypts' until they are dislodged. In extreme cases, chronic sufferers will go to the lengths of having their tonsils removed to rid themselves of this problem. They are not dangerous, although they can contribute to halitosis, and their frequency usually peaks in the teen years.

Susie's coughing fit ended with a tonsillolith dislodging and flying across the room.

tonsillolith by pr0digy December 6, 2004

Tonsilless hockey 

When one or both of people had their tonsils removed and they are French kissing (kissing with tongues). It's like tonsil hockey except there's no tonsils.

Fernando (without tonsils): Let's make out!

Cassandra (with tonsils): OK!

*proceeds to tongue kiss and play tonsilless hockey.

Tonsilless hockey by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023