ROFLbate 

When in amidst a competition match, or ready-up for a game to start, members of the other team stall for extended periods of time due to being AFK. In essance, they are prolly masturbating instead of being present in the game.

Our entire team is R^ (ready-up), while none of their team is!

This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!

ROFLbate by johnny mc awesome August 8, 2009

roflbate 

To "roflbate" is to "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) while masturbating. You can either start masturbating then begin rolling on the floor or you can begin rolling on the floor then start masturbating.

You must always start rolling before you climax and you must always masturbate until climax.

"Oh my God! Lock the door when you're roflbating, Jesus Christ! I can't believe I walked into you mid-roflbate, gross."

roflbate by zman4554 December 14, 2008

roflated

To make somebody rofl

YOU JUST ROFLATED!!!!

roflated by Rtzizzle March 2, 2010

ROFLBATTLECOPTER 

When a guy looks at his penis in the mirror and swings it around while being a hobknocker.

Missy, why are you so beaten up?
Oh, Roger was doing ROFLBATTLECOPTER

ROFLBATTLECOPTER by ROFLBATTLECOPTER July 6, 2009

ROFLBATTLESHIP 

His Majesties Royal ROFLNAVY main battle cruiser.
Used for SUPREME laughs :)

1: my cat got eaten
2: ROFLBATTLESHIP

ROFLBATTLESHIP by Mutherfcker November 5, 2010