witty 

Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.

He is so witty... I think I am in love.

witty by Kellsbells November 3, 2005

witty 

A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.

You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.

witty by Maybelline April 9, 2006

witty 

is when someone make a quick intellectual remark relevant to a situation

Robert is hilarious with his witty comments.

witty by Gerard Irick July 28, 2009

witty 

having clever thinking;sharp, funny quips at randomly inappropriate times;Claire Bertram

wow, claire is so witty, spencer is jealous!!

witty by ninja aldjlsd October 26, 2009

witty 

(adj) cool

mr bell is the least wittiest person in the world

witty by p.$schmitz November 14, 2003

Witty 

A girl who is a bitty that has potential to be your wife.

That girl is not just a bitty, but she could be your witty.

Ashley is witty material, but Shelby is just a bitty.

Witty by Johan Lillis McNair October 19, 2009

Witty 

A term used in reference to being intoxicated.

"Let's get witty."

"(John)'s not up to going out today; he got really witty last night."

Witty by Foster December 8, 2004