fan-dick

Another term for "busting my balls" or "breaking my balls" but its more like jamming your dick into a fan.

Dude, don't fan-dick me asshole... Or Jimmy just got fan-dicked by his brother.

fan-dick by jsizzeeeee July 27, 2009

dick fan 

A fan made of dicks that has a cooling unit that squirts sperm to cool you down

damn it hot good thing i bought a dick fan
merry Christmas honey i got you a dick fan

dick fan by swagginninja January 2, 2012

dick caught in the ceiling fan 

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

dick caught in the ceiling fan by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind

Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.

stick your dick in a fan by Just Rhino April 12, 2017

Fandicktion 

Other name for smut.
When two (or more) people have sex in a fanfiction and it’s described in details.

“Did you read that fandicktion?”
“Omg, yeah! That fandicktion was so good!”

Fandicktion by laughinlikeniall August 3, 2018

Fandick 

Noun
Dick pics sent by fans to celebrities through fan mail or through social media like Snapchat or Instagram.
Verb
"Getting fandicked"

Person A:Omg have you heard about the James Charles fandick scandal ? It's such a shitstorm
Person B: YEAH I KNOW!SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST LEARN TO CALM THEIR THIRST

Fandick by Cunt: destroyed February 21, 2019