BAFH

Acronym for Bastard Assistant From Hell.
This being from hell of pure evil is usually found somewhere close to its executive counterpart the BOFH and supports him where ever it can. On occasions they may also be found alone in the dark backs of shops and postal services. BAFHs are always out looking for an opportunity to strike when you least expect it but without revealing its true identity or position.

I couldn't get a refund because of the bloody BAFH they got there

BAFH by _Pandemonium_ June 15, 2009

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BAFH

BAFH (Bastard Administrator From Hell) is modified BOFH (Bastard Operator From Hell) acronym.

For God Sake!!! The damn BAFH deleted my posts again...

BAFH by d0tuS March 14, 2009

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BAFH • bafhard

bafhard

1. bafhard (pronounced: baf-härd), noun. an educated female exhibiting a borderline narcissistic personality disorder, with an inflated sense of entitlement; typically, stemming from a deep seeded sense of marginalization or inadequacy.

Often characterized by the attitude: “I’m good (But you’re not)”

Usage: “Sir, I wouldn’t waste my time if I was in your position, she’s quite the bafhard.”

bafhard by Sean Conner May 30, 2006

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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