mooping

The act of masturbating and pooping simultaneously; the lonely version of a blumpkin

Kevin is in the bathroom mooping.

by IrDewey June 12, 2009

Mooping

Mooping is a demon sucking farts from the hosts ass for a whole year through a small bendy straw.

"I've been saving a years worth of farts for my mooping"

by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

mooping

whilst mooning someone the mooner takes a poop.

dude, mark was mooping last night and got poop all on this guys windshield - he was pissed.

by bubbap October 6, 2011

Mooping

Masturbating while pooping, usually to dog porn.

That Arab guy really likes mooping to dogs.

by Real_Shmians_Dont_Die March 14, 2020

mooping

The act of picking up human garbage for the greater good of the planet.

I am going mooping. I am going to pick up those beer bottles that the dunks left last night in the forest.

by nonloverofstupid September 13, 2020

Mooping

Is a what you get when you combine masturbating and pooping

Josh: ‘Dan has been taking forever in the bathroom’
Greg: ‘He better not be in there doing that Mooping shit again!!’

by wesleybyrd666777 May 28, 2024

Meep Mooping

You feeling a bit cray cray, and a bit moopy, so you start meep mooping.

Gals be meep mooping everyday, @bbylicous.com fr so slay

by TopJorker June 21, 2023