Detensify

To reduce the tension of any situation by any means necessary

After watching the shower scene of The Covanant I had to detensify with a shower of my own. *Wink Wink*

Detensify by Rezmie May 24, 2009

detextify 

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Detectify 

v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).

Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.

Detectify by Social I.Q. Lady February 11, 2010

Densify 

To make matter increase in density, such as paper, pipe tobacco, and cotton.

I'm only adding this definition so that Gordon Smith can see the word Densify on Urban Dictionary.

Densify by One Suave Monkey December 27, 2011

Detectify 

The act of detectification. usually dealing with trying to figure out if someone is a man or a woman.

I detectify from my detectification agency 'hawk-Livingstone detectivate' with the aid of my partner in (solving) crime, our sexy French secretary and our lovable but lazy dog scooter.

Detectify by cabaretnoise November 5, 2009

deesify 

The act of making yourself more dees.

"Deesify yourself you beezy!" (command)

deesify by rogue1 February 27, 2008

deesify 

The act of making yourself more dees.

"Deesify yourself you beezy!" (command)

deesify by rogue1 February 27, 2008