Wowch 

Typical reaction when someone does something to themselves that is completely painful yet insanely cool.

Boggs: My buddy got Converse All Stars shoes tattooed on both his feet.
Goz: What the shit? His whole feet?
Boggs: Fuck yeah! His feet look like two pairs of Chucks.
Goz: Wowch! That is soooo gnarley, no pain no gain!

Wowch by PDXJohnny99 May 6, 2013

wowch 

An exclamation. A mix of wow and ouch, as in being suprised by the astonishing pain or shock of what just happened.

"I just read that the Queen called Princess Diana a whore...wowch!"

wowch by Troy J. Jones January 17, 2008

wowch 

Signifying more pain than a simple “Ouch!” justifies.

Wowch! I just stubbed my toe on a curb!

wowch by cwilly3 August 28, 2009

Wowch 

Somthing surprisingly painful

Wowch! That campfire is fuckin hot!

Wowch by C.Armstrong May 16, 2009

Wowch 

When someone can't decide if they want to say "Wow" or "Ouch" so the two words get slurred together.

Guy 1: yo dude you see what happened to Snooki on Jersey Shore?

Guy 2: I know, I was like wowch! she got pwned!

Wowch by Triple One Zero Triple One February 8, 2010

WOWCH 

A combination of WOW and OUCH.
The only way to reply if you have been hit with something surprising and hurtful, and you can't believe someone would say it.

Shane: I don't have high hopes for the 49ers this season.

Ty: you should be used to disappointment, based on your past relationships....
Shane: WOWCH!!

WOWCH by 777Fatty February 22, 2017

wowch 

What to say when something amazingly, fantasticly good happens, but something crappy and/or painful does at the same time.

Just as he pulls in to his house, Dan sees that he has the car he's always wanted in the driveway, beside a sack full of money, with a beautiful girl atop it, and it's Superbowl Sunday, and he's just won the lottery. Amidst his mid-joy a midget breaks in, drops an anvil on his foot, kicks him in the balls, and attaches a lobster with anger issues to his ass.

Dan: WOWCH!!!!

wowch by Mbleh October 1, 2007