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fauxgrammer
n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
fauxgrammer by vertigo February 22, 2006
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Fauxgrammer
A fake computer programmer who talks a good game but is fucking incompetent and cannot write code. Any programming language will do because they don't know shit in any of them.
Mike: Did you review Kevin's code ?
Tony: Yep.
Mike: What is your assessment ?
Tony: It ran for two days and finally shit the bed an hour ago. Blue screen. Methinks Kevin is a fauxgrammer!
Tony: Yep.
Mike: What is your assessment ?
Tony: It ran for two days and finally shit the bed an hour ago. Blue screen. Methinks Kevin is a fauxgrammer!
Fauxgrammer by malachi14 July 7, 2016
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.