Haynes is the common term for most northern folk to imply homosexual feelings to one another. Often
incorporated into traditional English speaking, it's used to soften the blow to parents of
homophobic tendencies.
Originating from Greek mythology, Haynes was the God of the
homosexuals, the Gay and lonely God.
"Dad ... Mum ... I'm a Haynes diciple"
"Do u see the haynes sat on his own"
"
Did you hear that Haynes
sucked off that guy
at the beach, and pulled some guy off in bed?"