A mother who is sanctimonious about her parenting choices. Looks down at and/or judges parents who don't make the same choices. A combination of the words "sanctimonious" and "mommy"

A sanctimommy told me I was poisoning my baby by feeding him formula.

sanctimommy by LynnZMbH July 3, 2014

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Sanctiphonium

A brass wind instrument that can be best be described as the marriage of the French Horn and Euphonium. It produces a sound so lofty and aristocratic, that it sounds quantifiably holier that its counterparts in the brass wind instrument family.

For the true effect of this instrument to be unfurled to the audience in full regalia, the player is recommended to periodically dart a derisive sidelong glare with arched eyebrow at the other non-sanctiphoniums in the orchestra to achieve the desired effect.

One by one, after only 3 minutes into the Bach piece, all of the players in the chamber ensemble save for the lone Sanctiphonium got up in a huff and left in mid movement, leaving the lone woodwind to wallow happily in it's own self-satisfaction.

Sanctiphonium by Rex Cavendish June 22, 2009

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sanctimonium

noun, the chemical compound found in the systems of the self-righteous, resulting in their pontificating with moral impugnity

Her church-folk friends were alright, but you could smell the sanctimonium in the air when the subject of abstinence came up

sanctimonium by OneCharmingBastard May 9, 2011

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sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.

Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.

sanctity of marriage by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008

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