1) Jane says to Bob, "I just put 2 quarts of 10w40 gasoline in my
car and now it won'
t start for some reason..." Bob laughs in her face and yells "URNENT!"
2) Two friends watch as a
bird shits on their nemesis, and the splatter of the fecal matter actually spells the letter L on his head. The friends look at each other in amazement and remark, "Urnent!"