Fun Vampire

Person who, by their very presence near a fun or off the chain activity, will proceed to suck all fun or hope of good times from said activity; usually female

- " I'll call Steve to see if he wants to go out with us tonight."

- " Don't even bother man, his new girlfriend is a fucking fun vampire."

-" oh yea, you're right."

Fun Vampire by A. Russell April 18, 2007

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Fun Vampire

Person who sucks the fun out of a Smash Bros. Game by playing King K. Rool on a friendly online arena match among friends.

"Should I ask Daniel to join us tonight?"

"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"

"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"

"Indeed my man"

Fun Vampire by Dr_Sheriff February 6, 2019

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Funvampire

Someone who sucks the fun out of a situation

"I can't go to your house today, my mom says I have to clean my room."

"Your mom is such a funvampire!"

Funvampire by R=mc March 27, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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