asston 

Also known as assload, an asston is actually a generic and undefined measure of capacity used when the amount is deemed excessive.

This is one asston of beer for two people to drink.

asston by RabidWeasel February 17, 2006

Asston 

$7000

A relatively cheap violin costs exactly one asston.

Asston by Sj7 January 31, 2017

asston 

a ton of ass

hey look thats asston!
be careful

asston by ellibell December 4, 2021

asston arbab

a racist guy who says the n word on the daily. uses kenzie ziegler for clout. he is 16 but acts 2 and doesn’t think abt the consequences of his actions! also doesn’t apologize for saying the n word 25/8 and makes kenzie do it !

eww omg it’s asston arbab the racist guy !

asston arbab by shadybob1 February 20, 2019

Metric Asston 

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.

I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.

Metric Asston by banana-phone March 9, 2010

Alstonville high school

Alstonville high school is the only school that finds marijuana in a kids bag and gives it back at the end of the day, AHS also has celebrity teachers such as Jewish post Malone, hawk eye and franny

Alstonville high school needs air con

Alstonville high school by Bin chickens have rights too November 6, 2019

Ashton Irwin

The drummer in the sexy as hell band 5 Seconds Of Summer and a sex god. He is know for his giggle that makes him sound like a little school girl and he is known to have a daddy kink according to the 5sosfam

"Have you heard of that band 5 Seconds Of Summer?"
"Yeah. The drummer Ashton Irwin is sexy as hell"

Ashton Irwin by Ashton's future wife <3 January 5, 2017