ESPMS 

Impossible to figure out way that girls/women seem to know EVERYTHING about what we men do.

Earl: Coming to the bar tonight?

Joe: My girl found out I was cheating, I cleaned up the apartment and everything but she just....knows.

Earl: It's the ESPMS, man. They all have it.

Joe: But how did she...

Earl: THEY ALL HAVE IT.

ESPMS by the_cajun88 February 8, 2010

Espositoism 

Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.

e.g.:

Standard language - "He shot her"

Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."

Used in context:

X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.

Espositoism by Expo779 October 20, 2010

harry esposito

a long haired Italian who enjoys the simple things in life; is prone to leaving his possessions lying around other people's domains. Has problems walking in straight lines, especially after a long night at the Spot or Pledge House. Loves to be tickled.

yo, that kid is so Harry Esposito, he ate mad munchies in my room last night and left all the trash. Now he's out chillen, probably out getting tickled or something, or falling over.

harry esposito by Cliff/Glenn C. March 2, 2011

espastic 

A person who repeatedly makes mistakes when writing texting, chatting or writing email.

Is that supposed to be an emoticon? Or have to gone espastic on me?

espastic by ambirgris January 16, 2009

ESPYS 

An award show where fans vote for the winners of numerous sports categories.

Ex. 1:Justin Timberlake is hosting the 2008 ESPYS

Ex. 2: Tiger Woods won the best golfer award at the ESPYS

ESPYS by The Blackk Mamba July 4, 2008

ESPNsane 

-Adjective

1.In a state of mind that results in watching the same late night episode of "Sports Center" repeated over and over while expecting a different result.
2.(of an action or quality) Characterized or caused generally by drugs and/or insomnia.

Joe - I did a bunch of blow last night and watched Sports Center 7 times in a row, I could have sworn they described the Twins game differently each episode.
John - Nah bro, it was that yayo you did, you went ESPNsane

ESPNsane by Team Captain1 May 21, 2013

Espose 

In a way it should be reflected as the word "Expose". However, on a Friday night when the world is about to change there is no better word to use than Espose.

"This is one of those moments that we're so lucky to have on tape because I am just about to sort of espose my song writing methodology."

Espose by FalltoEarth24 May 25, 2009