ESPYS
Ex. 1:Justin Timberlake is hosting the 2008 ESPYS
Ex. 2: Tiger Woods won the best golfer award at the ESPYS
Ex. 2: Tiger Woods won the best golfer award at the ESPYS
ESPYS by The Blackk Mamba July 4, 2008
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Espositoism
Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.
e.g.:
Standard language - "He shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
Standard language - "He shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
Espositoism by Expo779 October 20, 2010
ESPMS
Earl: Coming to the bar tonight?
Joe: My girl found out I was cheating, I cleaned up the apartment and everything but she just....knows.
Earl: It's the ESPMS, man. They all have it.
Joe: But how did she...
Earl: THEY ALL HAVE IT.
Joe: My girl found out I was cheating, I cleaned up the apartment and everything but she just....knows.
Earl: It's the ESPMS, man. They all have it.
Joe: But how did she...
Earl: THEY ALL HAVE IT.
ESPMS by the_cajun88 February 8, 2010
esbys
When your hair on the back of your head sticks up or hangs down. Often looks like an unintentional lesbian haircut
esbys by Skakdjfjfjcjfjfosas March 2, 2018
harry esposito
a long haired Italian who enjoys the simple things in life; is prone to leaving his possessions lying around other people's domains. Has problems walking in straight lines, especially after a long night at the Spot or Pledge House. Loves to be tickled.
yo, that kid is so Harry Esposito, he ate mad munchies in my room last night and left all the trash. Now he's out chillen, probably out getting tickled or something, or falling over.
harry esposito by Cliff/Glenn C. March 2, 2011
ESPNsane
-Adjective
1.In a state of mind that results in watching the same late night episode of "Sports Center" repeated over and over while expecting a different result.
2.(of an action or quality) Characterized or caused generally by drugs and/or insomnia.
1.In a state of mind that results in watching the same late night episode of "Sports Center" repeated over and over while expecting a different result.
2.(of an action or quality) Characterized or caused generally by drugs and/or insomnia.
Joe - I did a bunch of blow last night and watched Sports Center 7 times in a row, I could have sworn they described the Twins game differently each episode.
John - Nah bro, it was that yayo you did, you went ESPNsane
John - Nah bro, it was that yayo you did, you went ESPNsane
ESPNsane by Team Captain1 May 21, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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ulzzang
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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