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supermarket sex 

When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.
supermarket sex by JDawg 316 December 8, 2015

Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

superhappyizu 

a drop dead gorejeueisirus (i spelt that right) online best friend, she's funny and really obsessed with mha. i can't meet her irl because of long distance but i know i really love her because!?!.!??,? who doesn't. she can run me over with a truck 82871847569 times and drown me 488375894830169 times but i'd still love her 🐧

yeah bestie if you see this you are very cool and ilysm - i always will! take care of yourself for me <333 - sussy.drip69 from tiktok :))
superhappyizu deserves the world

Supermarket shuffle 

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.

supersack 

Five burlap sacks sewn together to form one large sack. The word "supersack" is diagonally printed on it in large, red or black letters. Originally stated from Atif Rahman to Mike Sholars, a friend who refused to cheat in 'The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening'.
"Kick that f*ckin' shopkeeper's ass, shove him in a supersack, tie him to your car and ride the highway."
supersack by Atif December 6, 2003

superhack 

When you hack a persons account on one website then use their e-mail address to hack their accounts on other websites.
Dude, I totally superhacked this chick last night. I took over her Gaia, her Photobucket, her Neopets, and a bunch of other accounts.