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by feat lingies October 9, 2023
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Santa's Secret Penguin Spy

He is the most awesome penguin ever. Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing? Which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Santa's Secret Penguin Spy is a bad bad a** like 007 style.
Hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace
by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012
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penguin's life

n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.
Hey, are you going to apply for the associate dough stirrer position when Doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?

No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.

Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.
by gnostic1 January 3, 2011
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penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
by anawesome1 July 10, 2016
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The concept that you should watch others and observe their outcomes to determine if you should do the same thing they did. This idea derived from penguins in the Antarctic who stand on the edge of an iceberg watching other penguins jump into the water, if the penguin who jumped into the water doesn’t get eaten by a predator then the other penguins know it is safe to jump in.
I don’t smoke meth because of Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle.
by actionjackson450 June 23, 2019
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Mr. Popper’s Penguins

Last night I was doing Mr. Popper’s Penguins and I lost my car keys
by Monteboi May 29, 2019
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Gothan's Penguin

Sexual position where a fat girl keeps bouncing on the man's cock with an opened umbrella and a monocle.
Dude, did you heard about paula? She made the Gothan's Penguin on joshua last night, nuts!
by IceKong November 7, 2013
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