Backtwat 

Like a twat but found between the buttocks.

"MATE I FOCKING RAMMED HER IN THE BACKTWAT AND SHE LOVED IT"

"My backtwat is sore from all that ramming"

"Josh rammed an empty beer bottle up my backtwat and I had to get it removed at A&E"

Backtwat by Tommycopter February 1, 2009

backwater 

Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.

"Where the hell are we?"

"I don't know, some backwater hick town. I can't find it on the map."

backwater by Tengu March 22, 2009

Backwatch 

Having a TV show on TV in the background while using the Internet.

I never actually watched that show. I only backwatch it.

Backwatch by no1000 May 10, 2011

Backwater 

A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.

If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack.

Backwater by Cineambulist January 28, 2010

backwatds 

Backwatds

bak•watz

adverb

1) a direction to set the toilet paper which causes chaos.

2) the opposite direction a river flows when the Elder Gods awaken.

I placed the toilet paper roll on backwatds. It has been chaos around here ever since.

backwatds by Fritzling February 23, 2019

backtating 

when you lacktate out of your anus, or the backside of your body, AKA diarrhea

"oh man, that taco bell left me backtating all night"

backtating by fil-trek slave February 1, 2010

Backwater hoe 

Back water is where the current don’t reach the water so Ts stagnant. A backwater hoe is a dumb hoe because common sense ain’t reached yo brain apparently

This backwater hoe don’t even get it

Backwater hoe by KingKong26379493 February 9, 2022