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sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] 

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.
"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

sleepbooking 

The act of Facebooking while sleeping, similar to sleepwalking.
Dude i'm pretty sure I was sleepbooking last night, i liked your status at 4:30 a.m.
sleepbooking by getnrealnwv May 13, 2010

Sleepbooking 

to Facebook instead of sleep even though your eyes are heavy and you will most likely fall asleep with your phone on your chest with the Facebook app open.
L:Why are you posting on fb rather than taking that nap you told me you were taking?
T:I'm sleepbooking
Sleepbooking by Misstracid September 5, 2015

sleepooping 

When you sleep and shit at the same time.
God dammit Sbeve! Were you sleepooping on the god damn couch again!?

Steve: Yeah lmao
sleepooping by Friendly Hello Hi September 18, 2021

Sleepboxing 

Hotboxing a certain area and then falling asleep in that area while it is hot boxed.
Two bros were hanging out and were hotboxing a truck and was sleepboxing the truck all night.
Sleepboxing by LilStoner420 March 9, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026