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rickert by SatanLovesPot January 5, 2009
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Kregg Rickert
A god that walks amongst men. it has been said he is the love child of a devils three way between Zues, Aphrodite, and Hades. Tends to wear mustaches for no reason, loud mouthed, obnoxious, and causes hate and discontent where ever he goes. Commonly mistaked for Herculese, Lou Ferrigno, Tom Cruise or Robin Thicke
Kregg Rickert by Ericsamazingverbals June 24, 2010
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Robert Rickert
stupid man-whore with a strap on dick.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.
old classmate: robert?
robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:]
old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!
robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:]
old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!
Robert Rickert by jaszo July 19, 2009
Rickety Cricket
A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.
Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009
rickety swamp
The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.
The weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when Sheila and I got back to my place and the AC wasn't working, I grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.
rickety swamp by takeittomypeoplesbank April 27, 2017
Rockertunity
Andrew: Did you get the new Guitar Hero game?
Chad: No, why, is it good?
Andrew: It's an excellent rockertunity.
Chad: No, why, is it good?
Andrew: It's an excellent rockertunity.
Rockertunity by chadcrawford November 9, 2008