Bonor

Term U2's lead singer, Bono, uses when referring to his erection. Sometimes called "Little Bono".

"Edge, I have to tell you something. I was supposed to go to Africa to do charity work, but instead I just fucked a groupie in the ass with my massive Bonor. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH."

Bonor by The Edge's Weenis June 7, 2009

bonor

A better word for "boner".

When that dude-toucher saw da saug, he got an insta-bonor.

bonor by Tarr January 18, 2003

Bonor

Bonor is the stuff that comes out of your ear after someone has sex with it. A pale yellow combination of semen and ear wax.

Dude, I fucked that bitch last night in every orifice, she had tons of bonor coming out of her ears

Bonor by Snife August 11, 2004

bonor

good for randomn insults and shouting out to confuse people

can also be used in 1337, with zeros, if something is crap.

e.g.

Oh n03e5! th4t fuck1n9 b1tch 15 t3h b0n0r!!!!!

Teacher: Mitch, what's 4) f)

Child: hmmmm... BONOR!

bonor by greg November 20, 2003

pro-bonor 

When a girl fucks you for free, because she likes to give it away. Like free legal representation when the attorney approves the cause.

"Dude, I can't believe I boned her. She's never been down before."

"Sounds like she's down for a pro-bonor."

pro-bonor by Steed Dropout August 31, 2012

Pass Out Bonor 

Caused by lack of blood to the brain because of an abundance of blood reaching the knob, too much blood to the wrong head. Very dangerous if bonor occurs often and/or for long periods of time.

Jimmy: Oh my god check out that chick she's the hottest chick i've ever...

George: Oh no! Jimmy's had a pass out bonor!

Pass Out Bonor by Jade M Nocson May 24, 2009

Shit Boner 

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022