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Pashto (also: Pakhto, Pushto, Pukhto, Pashtu, or Pushtu), is the language spoken by 35% of Afghansitan's people and almost 15% of Pakistanis. (Source: CIA World Factbook and Wikipedia). Pashto belongs to the Eastern Iranian branch of the Indo-Iranian language family.
زما ژبه، پختو دی
Translation: My language is Pashto.
Pashto by Aria Tamaddon December 17, 2008
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Language used by people living now in the north west frontier province(NWFP)of pakistan and about 60% of the whole population of afghanistan known as pakhtoons and/or patans.pashto is an old language .Its alphabets are arabic or persian .A difficult language speak properly only by the people whos mother tongue is pashto.
Pashto is a language speak by pakhtoons.
pashto by saju July 25, 2007

Pastor McMurtry 

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
One person with their hand in their pants stimulating sexual intercourse (Masturbating)
Oh Oscar do a pashoongi it feels so good you should try it you jizz everywhere.
pashoongi by Oscar Sey April 15, 2019

Pashnorka 

A slang term for a woman's vagina.

Pash - nor - ca
Think of snorkeling under water but instead it is done on the basis of a woman's fluid of love.

"Man....let me muffle in your pashnorka."

"How would you compare my pashnorka with a camel toe?"
Pashnorka by eniic January 19, 2008

Pastor Maldonado 

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).
Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"
Pastor Maldonado by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019