poliosis

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham

Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

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Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?

poliosis by LkBurn December 9, 2008

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absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes

#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis

poliosis by bitchier January 21, 2009

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Poliosis

Jeff Dunham's diagnosis for Achmed the puppet, who has both scoliosis and polio.

Well, Achmed you have poliosis. What is Poliosis?

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When someone is as flat as a pole by both their butt and/or boobs.

“Man did you see Agnes?”
“Gross dude, she has poleiosis!”

poleiosis by Mariii.m October 3, 2018

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A created word from the german word Polizist, written with S instead of Z, created by DespairandHope

Ich gehe als Polisist.

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A condition that your chihuahua named Napoleon (poly for short) gives you cause he so freaking cute.

I got a case of polyosis from my chihuahua cause he's so freaking cute, and I cant stop polyosissing out about him.

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