1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a
game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling
war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton
John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To
spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous
game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has
never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn
fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he
don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"