velcroed 

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.

i just got velcroed on his shoes!

velcroed by guccigirl September 1, 2005

velcroed 

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

velcroed by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

velcroid

a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person,

I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velcro. I'd been peeled off like a leech and now things stuck to me that shouldn't.

velcroid by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

velcried 

past tense of velcro

Take my shoes off? But they're already velcried!

velcried by brokn March 16, 2009

velcroesque 

1. a hanger-on who seeks advantage or gain.
sort of like a leech.

That dude was so velcroesque I could not shake him off me.

velcroesque by ink_lab January 18, 2011

velcrodaddy 

A sexy ass dude who rocks Velcro shoes.

Girls: Damn who that?
Guy: Thats Velcrodaddy y'all can't get him

velcrodaddy by umyeaooksure June 11, 2018

velcrodaddy 

a daddy that wears velcro shoes.

Ayo velcrodaddy lemme get those kicks
Nah man these are limited edition

velcrodaddy by umyeaooksure June 5, 2018