Merch War 

A war between friends who buy band merchandise from gigs.
The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.

Tom: I tahdarlah merched out
Andy C: So did I
Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts
Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...

Merch War by justjessiethebodyventura March 9, 2009

Mech war

Noun
Definition:A war fought with giant robots

There is going to be a mech war soon

Mech war by Jom-Pon July 11, 2005

Mech-warrior 

A "Mech-Warrior" is any woman (or man) who wears high heeled shoes, is chubby and has big boobs that stand out like flak cannons although she (or he) is incable of properly walking in them. Mech-warriors are characterized by their awkward posture and halting gait while walking, like the giant robots in (no-Japanese) robot fighting games. A mech-warrior can be futher defined if the woman has a pronounced hunch in her back caused by the poor posure her high heeled shoes promotes (see "hunchback")

Tommy: "Damn that's a fine bitch!"

Timmy: "WHAT?? she is fugly and walks like the hunchback of notre dame, man"

Jimmy: "yeah, she's a total mech-warrior"

Mech-warrior by Sepulverture June 15, 2009