spalculate 

to fuck up.

combination of the words "spastic" and "calculate".

well you really spalculated that one!

spalculate by ta May 7, 2004

spellculate 

To fake the spelling of an unfamiliar word.
Can be inserted in informal writing, in brackets, after any guessed-at spelling - so you still look stupid, but at least aware of it.

I hate trying to write people's surnames; I always have to spellculate.

spellculate by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 30, 2009

only one can speculate 

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

only one can speculate by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017

Spankulate 

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

Spankulate by flyingdog November 6, 2009

sharculate 

To ejaculate, and shart at the same time all the while having sex.

There was a lot to clean up after Jeremy sharculated on Brittany.

sharculate by kswoosh34 June 17, 2007

Spangulated 

In a state of utter extascy, most definitely past mashed.com sometimes you may lose the power of speech and not normally capable of sensible conversation, although there are some exceptions to that rule. On reaching the holy grail that is Spangulated, is is recognised as a personal achievemenst among many......its the way forward, and to be celebrated

Last night friends and I made it our missison to achieve a spangulated state, which was achieved as we feel we are very good at it (although there is always room for improvement) practise makes perfect which we fit in most weekends.

Spangulated by Zedstar30 November 28, 2012

speculate to accumulate 

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

speculate to accumulate by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004