The best orgasm you’ve ever had. 100% of the time given by a guy named Bern (short for Bernie) who knows how to please women in every way and is the best at everything he does. It's so intense, it makes every cell of your body hot and makes you scream with pleasure as it rolls through your body.

That Bern I had this morning was so intense, I woke up the neighbors.

Bern by livelove04 February 5, 2010

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Bern

its the bestest fucken city ever. its so much cooler than züri or basu. and äuä is the best word that was ever said in this univers.

(fuck Schwarzenburg)

A: Hey im from Bern.
B: You wanna make love?
A: äuä(wich means basically everything that can be said)

Bern by yesssssssssssssssssssssssss July 3, 2020

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bern

West Frysian for 'children'. Related to the Scottish 'bairn', which is derived from the Old English 'bearn'.

Hawwe jo de bern út skoalle helle?

Did you pick up the children from school? Literal: Did you get the children out of school?

bern by Swesbed December 3, 2019

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bern

The berning sensation you feel after getting VD.

My vagina is BERNing.

bern by Teri November 9, 2003

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