Bern

its the bestest fucken city ever. its so much cooler than züri or basu. and äuä is the best word that was ever said in this univers.

(fuck Schwarzenburg)
A: Hey im from Bern.
B: You wanna make love?
A: äuä(wich means basically everything that can be said)
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Tram Number 9

i use it for my workway (the route i use to get to work)
Tram Number 9: trinnnnng trinnn ringgg ringg brum brum brrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
Me (in the Morning): Oh no now i have only 20 minutes left till im at my work.
Me (in the Afternoon): Ah yes i can finally get the fuck home.
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Thai in Wabern

it is a very fein thairestaurant in bern, the best city in this fucken world. you get very fein poulet chilli. you will have to pay 13 swiss francs for one good ass fucken meal. yes
old thai women in the thai in wabern: hallo zusammen ( german for: hello together) you want poulet schili or fuck you.
People from swisstopo; yes
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Jürg

Jürg: This is Perfect.
Me: Yes
Jürg: This is also Cartographie
Me: Yes
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Yes

yes
yes
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