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Outkicking your Coverage 

To engage in a romantic relationship with a person who is much better looking, and/or smarter, and/or in a higher socioeconomic class than you. Essentially, a person who is widely considered to be 'out of your league.'
Bob: Your new girlfriend is smokin' hot... A legitimate '8'... How do you continue to keep outkicking your coverage.

Other guy, also named Bob: I have an extremely large penis!

outkicked his coverage 

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.
Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

Outkick The Coverage 

To do better than expected or anticipated.
"Benny is dating Darla? Whoa, she's way out of his league. He was totally able to outkick the coverage."
Outkick The Coverage by hoaxtax December 9, 2012
when your partner is more sexually expressive or experimental than you can even pretend to be
guy one: I had to break up with Vanessa.
guy two: Idiot! She was hot... Why??
guy one: I don't really want to admit it, but she outkinked me, man.
guy two: Can I call her?
Outkinked by Mattino January 16, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026