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Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!

Dreamgate 

The biggest cheating scandal in the history of Minecraft.

Dream finally admitted that he cheated during some of his Minecraft speedruns—most notoriously, his 1.16 Minecraft speedrun. Dream revealed he was using plugins that gave him an unfair advantage.

He denied it for months, manipulated his fanbase to attack those who disagreed with him—attacked, sent death threats, doxxing—and even went to the extent of hiring a supposed “Harvard-trained astrophysicist” to help him write a paper, however the report concluded that it was likely he did cheat, effectively backfiring his defence. The timing was also odd, considering he posted it six months after the scandal took place, and immediately after his 1.15 speedrun world record was rejected.

In admitting he cheated, he also ‘apologised’, however it wasn’t really an apology. He blamed the modder he hired, as well as the moderation team. He has maintained his innocence, claiming it was an ‘accident’ and that he had the mod on and didn’t know about it until later. He has since deleted the pastebin.

The response from those who aren’t diehard Dream stans has been one giant scoff. Many people compared this situation to John Swan, led many to the conclusion that Dream did cheat on purpose, and raised suspicion as to the overall authenticity of his YouTube channel.
Me: OMG Dream cheated! They’re now calling it Dreamgate.
Dream stans justifying his actions: No he just has ADHD that’s probably why he cheated
Me: How tf do you justify 0.0
Dreamgate by Barry Richardson July 20, 2021

Dreammate 

A member of the team that not only makes your job easier, but life in general becomes a complete joy.
"I've worked with him for four years. He is a complete dreammate."
Dreammate by kidnamedlox July 31, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026